Monday, 26 October 2009

The Family.

OK, there comes a time in every young mans life when.. Oops wrong thread!

Right lets start again! The family I refer to in this jolly post is, my Hook Road Brothers and sisters. Without them, this crazy life in the Epsom bubble would not be worth living!
"Uncle Darius"

Darius quite wrongly in my opinion has been likened to a Meerkat. This is obviously an outrage, as it is clear by the picture's to see, that he has no resemblance whats so ever to the meerkat family! :-0
Secondly, The picture at the bottom is not that of a meerkat, but actually of a lemur! (bet you didn't no that!) Darius has also been accused of being 100% Lemur which has offended the Lemur community. A spokesman for freedom4lemurs.com said "Darius is clearly only half Lemur, and we protest the fact that some, in his management team are denying his link with the meerkat community.
A representative from meekat international also spoke on the subject, and was quoted as saying " This is a very delicate subject and can be likened to the Tiger Woods Affair. The quote continues... Even in 2009, meerkat's are discriminated against and maybe those with affiliations to us, don't want to be classed as meerkat's.
Darius has refused to comment!

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