The Family Continued... Jasmine Jayyousi Special :-)

"STARING.... Jasmine Jayyousi!!!!

The Famous Ousi Owl was thought to be extinct from the early part of the 20th century. There were no sightings at all of this Nocturnal enigma until a local Surrey farmer ,"Larry Cockfosters" spotted the dozy bird in the small town of Epsom. Clumsy and awkward looking in appearance, this owl is thought to be very dangerous. Locals are being urged to stay indoors until this obvious threat to society has been caught.

Scientist's from Cambridge university where the Owl is thought to originate from, have been working around the clock to try and understand its behaviour patterns. If you do come into contact with the Owl, Its full name being The "Jasmine Ousi Owl" Please Be careful. DO NOT under any circumstances feed this owl RICE CAKES or let it Consume ALCOHOL! Its thought that any of these substances can lead the Ousi owl to suffer violent fits and acts of complete clumsiness that could in danger yourself and others around you. If you have any information on the owl, please call the hotline.

JASMINE OUSI OWL HOTLINE... 0845 363636

PS..... DO NOT GIVE THIS OWL VODKA! or STRONGBOW