Pic of the Day!

PIC OF THE DAY...

Every week Sebastian will be posting a pic of the day. Its just a single picture that will let people take a peek into my mind, as to what I'm thinking and what interest's me and inspires me. Feel free at anytime to leave comments on any picture Sebastian posts.

The Family Continued... Jasmine Jayyousi Special :-)

"STARING.... Jasmine Jayyousi!!!!

The Famous Ousi Owl was thought to be extinct from the early part of the 20th century. There were no sightings at all of this Nocturnal enigma until a local Surrey farmer ,"Larry Cockfosters" spotted the dozy bird in the small town of Epsom. Clumsy and awkward looking in appearance, this owl is thought to be very dangerous. Locals are being urged to stay indoors until this obvious threat to society has been caught.

Scientist's from Cambridge university where the Owl is thought to originate from, have been working around the clock to try and understand its behaviour patterns. If you do come into contact with the Owl, Its full name being The "Jasmine Ousi Owl" Please Be careful. DO NOT under any circumstances feed this owl RICE CAKES or let it Consume ALCOHOL! Its thought that any of these substances can lead the Ousi owl to suffer violent fits and acts of complete clumsiness that could in danger yourself and others around you. If you have any information on the owl, please call the hotline.

JASMINE OUSI OWL HOTLINE... 0845 363636

PS..... DO NOT GIVE THIS OWL VODKA! or STRONGBOW

The Family.

OK, there comes a time in every young mans life when.. Oops wrong thread!

Right lets start again! The family I refer to in this jolly post is, my Hook Road Brothers and sisters. Without them, this crazy life in the Epsom bubble would not be worth living!

"Uncle Darius"

Darius quite wrongly in my opinion has been likened to a Meerkat. This is obviously an outrage, as it is clear by the picture's to see, that he has no resemblance whats so ever to the meerkat family! :-0

Secondly, The picture at the bottom is not that of a meerkat, but actually of a lemur! (bet you didn't no that!) Darius has also been accused of being 100% Lemur which has offended the Lemur community. A spokesman for freedom4lemurs.com said "Darius is clearly only half Lemur, and we protest the fact that some, in his management team are denying his link with the meerkat community.

A representative from meekat international also spoke on the subject, and was quoted as saying " This is a very delicate subject and can be likened to the Tiger Woods Affair. The quote continues... Even in 2009, meerkat's are discriminated against and maybe those with affiliations to us, don't want to be classed as meerkat's.

Darius has refused to comment!

The Introduction

Day 1.

Welcome to my blog! blah blah :-) I'm Yohance lewis and my interests are...... NO!!!

Listen forget all of that because quite frankly its boring. For the most part of this new little world of mine, I will be taking things seriously, but for the time being I'm not interested in being serious.

Its easier to just let you know how things really work, without being diplomatic or politically correct about every little thing. But actually while I'm on the subject of politics.... This guy is a twat!

LOL Good old Nicky boy! seriously people, DO NOT VOTE BNP! This is an official NON supporting blog of the snake that is Nick griffin! :-)

Now lets move on. This is ME....

(Yes I look like Kermit)

OK well a few personal details, but not so many that it bores you! I'm a Student studying Fashion Journalism at UCA in Epsom. When I grow up I want to be... ermmm??? Well I'm a first year so I have plenty of time to make up my mind! ha!

Secret fact of the Day 1! I have an alter ego.

This Is Him..

His Name is Sebastian and seeing as technically he is who I am, well then my name is,Yohance Sebastian Lewis. Its actually not that, but for the sake of the blog and my future career as a famous journalist, it is from now on.

Two things to remember about this blog are, that whenever Yohance posts something, it will most likely be informal and slightly childish. But if You see a picture of Sebastian posting, then that will actually be worth reading. Sebastian is like what Sasha Fierce is to Beyonce! My crazy creative side. (No I'm not a twisted teen trying to channel my anger though the eyes of a frog) he is just here to remind me to work. :-)

SO LOOK OUT FOR THE FROG!

Anyway.. happy reading and I will see you all soon.