Friday, 25 December 2009

Merry Xmas!!!!

Just a quick post to say Merry Xmas to everybody! eat well, drink well and enjoy xx

Saturday, 12 December 2009

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Tuesday, 1 December 2009

Friday, 27 November 2009

Louboutin

Geraldine Georges

Graphic Art

Superwoman Beyonce to Kanye's Rescue!


Superwoman singer Beyonce Knowles has flown in to help resurrect the career of the fading Hip Hop Superman Kanye West. West who has been hit with the kryptonite factor over the last month has been handed a life line by a woman who in the music industry can do no wrong. Since the VMA Awards in September Kanye West has rarely been seen but that all changed Last week when Beyonce brought kanye out of the wilderness to perform on stage with her at the O2 arena in London.

The appearance onstage was kanye’s first since that now infamous September night, and also his first since the release of the much debated short film about his inner demons. There was always a feeling that a mega star like Kanye couldn't’ be down and out for long, but being seen to have the support of superstar Diva Beyonce will no doubt speed up his resurrection to the summit of the music industry. It will be nice to see kanye back on top form, but maybe Mrs Jay Z could have let him sweat for a little bit longer.

Friday, 20 November 2009

PIC OF THE DAY!


A great man who has gone through so much in his life, but still manages to smile! Take note of Mr Nelson Mandela because he really is an inspirational figure.

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

To Be Inspired


To feel inspired or to feel creative is not something that can be forced or pushed. In terms of expressing yourself on a page, you need to feel and believe in what your writing. My most powerful pieces of work do not come from hours of trying to think of things to say or write. Its the feelings and emotions that are there, and that flow naturally. Take yourself to that place in your mind and express yourself.

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

MJ THE LEGEND!


MICHAEL JACKSON THE LEGEND!

What can you say about Michael? after all the obvious subjects and issues surrounding the life and death of this troubled genius there is one main point that remains....... THE MAN WAS A MUSICAL MASTERMIND!
Talent like what he brought us, simply does not exist to any level that comes close! From the moves to the soul in his voice, he was on a planet of his own. To grow up in an era which gained so much from his amazing talent was a privilege.
He inspired millions of people around the world and touched so many lives! How many people can honestly say they have done that? or ever will? Its all to easy to slam Michael, or judge or poke fun out of him, but who are these people? How are they important? Will the whole world stop for them when they pass like it did for MJ?
My stance has always remained the same. Bad people do not produce songs like "earth song, Man in the Mirror, or Heal the world. After seeing the "This is it" film, it was clear to see that even at 50 years old the genius was still there. The passion and focus for perfection was as strong as ever. It was evident that he was about to give the world an experience and performance that had never been seen to this day.
The sad truth is that this groundbreaking show was just not meant to happen, but Michael's legacy and music will live on forever. Your music will never die MJ, and the world will remember you for the amazing talent you were.
KING OF POP FOREVER.

Monday, 9 November 2009

FREEDOM FOR GERMANY!


Today marks the day, 20 years on from the fall of the Berlin Wall! A true moment in history

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

PIC OF THE DAY.

Pic of The Day:

Died too Young.

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

THE RED SHOE DIARIES! Part 1

Sebastian calling!!!



Staring.... JASMINE OUSI OWL, AND HER BELOVED RED SHOES!


"The powerful tale of a pair of Red boots that just longed to be loved"

The Red Shoe Diaries Part 1

Life was good in Cambridge!! I was brand new and often found myself snuggled up in Jasmine's Bed, warm and cosy, and enjoying life! Jasmine was a lovely girl. Ambitious, smart and graceful!
see!


They were the times I would never forget. The move to Epsom was a daunting prospect. A new house, a new beginning. I had a strange feeling deep in the pit of my soles, but there was an excitement in me like no other I'd ever felt.


I Had Arrived!!!!


Nothing could prepare me for the times ahead in the Epsom bubble. The early weeks in my new surrey town were fine. I was regularly worn and looked after. Jasmine would even clean me to keep me sparkling and red!



Jasmine and I were like two pees in a pod. I felt needed and believed jasmine needed me. But by the end of September my morale was starting to dip. JASMINE HAD CHANGED! She was no longer the same person who would look at me with that love and affection in her eyes. What had happened to my jasmine?

Was it the increased influx of vodka and strongbow into her system which made her forget at times where she had left me?

I was an outcast left to dwell in the shadows of 75 Hook Road. Would My situation improve?

To Be Continued......


The Baby In the Box!

Staring...... Alexander Gant!!!!

In the beginning there was innocence! A young child eager to play and hide! such a sweet boy they said!....



Then There was this!!!!!!!!! 17 years later, and not a regret in sight!! LOL

Sunday, 1 November 2009

A Drunk French Dude found in epsom!

Has it really come to this? After a night of Vodka jelly's, Nappies, A bottle named Glen and a stolen Bike! This is the true sight and explanation of what university life does to a person!
A Drunk French dude named Darius!


WHAT A GREAT HALLOWEEN!

Thursday, 29 October 2009

Pic of the Day!




PIC OF THE DAY...
Every week Sebastian will be posting a pic of the day. Its just a single picture that will let people take a peek into my mind, as to what I'm thinking and what interest's me and inspires me. Feel free at anytime to leave comments on any picture Sebastian posts.

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

The Family Continued... Jasmine Jayyousi Special :-)

"STARING.... Jasmine Jayyousi!!!!

The Famous Ousi Owl was thought to be extinct from the early part of the 20th century. There were no sightings at all of this Nocturnal enigma until a local Surrey farmer ,"Larry Cockfosters" spotted the dozy bird in the small town of Epsom. Clumsy and awkward looking in appearance, this owl is thought to be very dangerous. Locals are being urged to stay indoors until this obvious threat to society has been caught.
Scientist's from Cambridge university where the Owl is thought to originate from, have been working around the clock to try and understand its behaviour patterns. If you do come into contact with the Owl, Its full name being The "Jasmine Ousi Owl" Please Be careful. DO NOT under any circumstances feed this owl RICE CAKES or let it Consume ALCOHOL! Its thought that any of these substances can lead the Ousi owl to suffer violent fits and acts of complete clumsiness that could in danger yourself and others around you. If you have any information on the owl, please call the hotline.
JASMINE OUSI OWL HOTLINE... 0845 363636
PS..... DO NOT GIVE THIS OWL VODKA! or STRONGBOW

Monday, 26 October 2009

The Family.

OK, there comes a time in every young mans life when.. Oops wrong thread!

Right lets start again! The family I refer to in this jolly post is, my Hook Road Brothers and sisters. Without them, this crazy life in the Epsom bubble would not be worth living!
"Uncle Darius"

Darius quite wrongly in my opinion has been likened to a Meerkat. This is obviously an outrage, as it is clear by the picture's to see, that he has no resemblance whats so ever to the meerkat family! :-0
Secondly, The picture at the bottom is not that of a meerkat, but actually of a lemur! (bet you didn't no that!) Darius has also been accused of being 100% Lemur which has offended the Lemur community. A spokesman for freedom4lemurs.com said "Darius is clearly only half Lemur, and we protest the fact that some, in his management team are denying his link with the meerkat community.
A representative from meekat international also spoke on the subject, and was quoted as saying " This is a very delicate subject and can be likened to the Tiger Woods Affair. The quote continues... Even in 2009, meerkat's are discriminated against and maybe those with affiliations to us, don't want to be classed as meerkat's.
Darius has refused to comment!

The Introduction

Day 1.


Welcome to my blog! blah blah :-) I'm Yohance lewis and my interests are...... NO!!!


Listen forget all of that because quite frankly its boring. For the most part of this new little world of mine, I will be taking things seriously, but for the time being I'm not interested in being serious.

Its easier to just let you know how things really work, without being diplomatic or politically correct about every little thing. But actually while I'm on the subject of politics.... This guy is a twat!





LOL Good old Nicky boy! seriously people, DO NOT VOTE BNP! This is an official NON supporting blog of the snake that is Nick griffin! :-)







Now lets move on. This is ME....

(Yes I look like Kermit)



OK well a few personal details, but not so many that it bores you! I'm a Student studying Fashion Journalism at UCA in Epsom. When I grow up I want to be... ermmm??? Well I'm a first year so I have plenty of time to make up my mind! ha!


Secret fact of the Day 1! I have an alter ego.


This Is Him..
His Name is Sebastian and seeing as technically he is who I am, well then my name is,Yohance Sebastian Lewis. Its actually not that, but for the sake of the blog and my future career as a famous journalist, it is from now on.
Two things to remember about this blog are, that whenever Yohance posts something, it will most likely be informal and slightly childish. But if You see a picture of Sebastian posting, then that will actually be worth reading. Sebastian is like what Sasha Fierce is to Beyonce! My crazy creative side. (No I'm not a twisted teen trying to channel my anger though the eyes of a frog) he is just here to remind me to work. :-)
SO LOOK OUT FOR THE FROG!
Anyway.. happy reading and I will see you all soon.